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47TH ANNUAL
MISS UNCLAIMED MASS
COMMUNITY PAGEANT & LIQUIDITY EVENT
BLOBODY$BLOBODY
BLOBODY, a pink crowned blob queen in a sequined pageant gownUNDEFEATED
WE LOVE MASS10 OR ELSERIG THE DIP

AWARD A TEN. THE OUTCOME HAS ALREADY BEEN PURCHASED.

JUDGES’ PRIVATE NOTES

TOO BIG
TO FAIL.
TOO WET
TO AUDIT.

BLOBODY entered one category and dissolved the others. Every vote increases her mass. Every objection becomes part of the gown.

“SHE DIDN’T BREAK THE GLASS CEILING.
IT GOT STUCK IN HER.”
BLOBODY spreading across a red carpetCARPET OWNERSHIP TRANSFER
BLOBODY floating as a crowned living compact
$10.00
JUDICIAL INTEGRITY FEE
OFFICIAL BRIBE RECEIPTS
PAGEANT EVIDENCE LOCKERDO NOT LET THE QUEEN SEE HER REFLECTION

THE CATEGORY
IS BLOB.

Crowned evidenceCROWNED EVIDENCE
Royal carouselBAGGAGE CLAIMED HER
Category blob weather systemCATEGORY FIVE BLOB
Crown repossessionREPOSSESSION FAILED
Unclaimable prizePRIZE BITES BACK
Parade collapsePARADE ROUTE DISSOLVED
BLOBODY breaching the coronation stage
THE JUDGES HAVE LEFT THE BUILDING

ACQUIRE
THE INCIDENT.

BUY $BLOBODY7JWRrbT85j8isr9r5tkEoJnWG2UJqw9WZVoEBjKzKZrH
PERFECT
SCORE.THE PAGEANT IS NOW 94% BLOB.BUY THE WINNER